You can’t trust yourself when you drink. Put the keys away and grab a sober friend, call a taxi, or take public transportation home. If you drive drunk, you better hope that all that happens is getting busted by the cops. Drunk driving is a deadly epidemic that takes the lives of 10,000 people each year, on average. Don’t listen to the man in the mirror. Drive sober or get pulled over.
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